It's Done: Hit #6
It's Done.
Listen, I know you said a photo won't be necessary and I do thank you for paying in full upfront like that, but damn. You owe me a new wood chipper. How many gallons of milk did you feed your husband before you decided you were sick of being his maid? His bones were harder than stone.
It was going well, then I heard a squeal, then a thud. I saw smoke, this chunk flew out, then it stalled. There's at least $700.00 worth of damage here and I'll be expecting to see that in my Bitcoin wallet by Monday.
No funny games, no police, this isn't extortion, I just loved that machine. I appreciate your understanding in advance.
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I would expect something like that to be covered in the chipper's warranty, unless it's the Limbslayer 2000. They ask too many questions, for one thing.
I bought the damn thing used from an online garage sale Facebook group, no questions asked. It never gave me any grief until this incident. Those were freak bones or the dude was a superhero. I still can't decide on which one.
The fine print on the box probably would have a clause about superheroes anyway, oh well. Maybe the ransom will come through.
It better come. The blender takes too long.
I imagine it went something like this.
Close. I could tell that was fake though. Too many inaccuracies to count. Where's the fine mist? No gurgling sound? That producer should be fired.
Ha! Yeah, at least someone out there got this...
I was gonna go with Jane Fonda, but Richard is so much funnier :)
That was idea behind the joke. Totally based it on Richard.
He is the king...queen?...of aerobics and my mother-in-law's idol. I took her to see him for her birthday one year at Cornell University. She got an autograph and a hug, total weep fest all the way home.
I always thought of him as a comedian who combined his gimmick with aerobics and made millions. I think I'm right. Behind the scenes he has a deep voice.
Hearing him talk with a deep voice would be hilarious. His hair always gets me, and even at over sixty it's exactly the same.
Nice
Thanks!
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very nice art with fun.