It's Done: Hit #5

in #funny7 years ago

You know that thing you asked me to take care of?

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It's Done.

As requested, the final chunk was left on the beach where you normally jog. Finding it should be easy enough. Don't force your tears once the police arrive. They'll know. Just think about the time someone you actually cared about died. We'll be expecting the rest of the payment by Friday. Don't let us down.

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Warning:

If you have stumbled across this message and are not the intended recipient, you may be in danger. Forget what you've seen today, slowly put the photo and letter back where you found it. Next to this is another box. Open it. Put on the hat, the shoes, the coat and if your pants aren't black, put on the pants. You'll also find a small 80's ghetto blaster. Press play. When the music starts, pick up the final item. Yes, there's only one. Put the white glove on, slowly. Do it like the glove has magic powers. Once you slip it on, turn your head violently and look to the sky. Pretend you've been energized by a beam coming down from the heavens. At this point Micheal Jackson should start singing. Dance! Dance like nobody's watching. Remember, you're being recorded for my Youtube channel and we only have one shot at this. DO NOT screw it up!

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"All proceeds from this post will go to new murder weapons and a knife sharpener."
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So are you going to only murder good people or bad? Dexter was a series I watched that made me wish we had more vigilantes like him. Anyways, Thought this was a bit curious so #namaste

As long as the client pays up, the who's, what's, and when's don't matter. It's business. A guy has to make a living somehow...

I am surprised that you don't go vigilante rogue.. lol We could team up and go after warmongers !

I'll do in Kim Jong-un... if the price is right.

lol, I'm sure plenty of people would, anyways I just thought I'd stop in and ask. :D

I appreciate that. If there's anyone you need help with, you know who to call.

Hey man thanks!!! Actually there is a sex-trafficking ring 10 minutes from my place where they are enslaving and drugging people ( teens, mainly women ) and long story short... I was kidnapped for 2 days and made it out alive... So I have a vendetta against the place and every now and again, throw a massive rock through their windows ( always different window pane's though )... Lol, So I was thinking of trying to hack their network but they run on an older system and have got to be concealing more than what they are leading on.. The front is a porn shop, drug warehouse, and evil realm.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Paris+Adult+Book+Store/@32.8870751,-96.8890231,467m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x864e9d7d216c5745:0x1fb16a00c62797b!8m2!3d32.8870718!4d-96.8874021

I'm not sure what to say to that. This article is in the funny pages for a reason. That's digital art, a comic.

So I guess a guy has to do what a guy has to do!

Beats flipping burgers.

I'm sorry my less than .01 cent won't help you much in getting those new murder weapons or sharpener. That's a hell of a profession you've chosen. Good luck with the next job.

Rome wasn't built in a day. It all adds up.

I wouldn't really call it a profession. More like a paid hobby. People just give me money and I go do what I was going to do anyway. These days I get to travel more though. I like sightseeing too.

New murder weapons? Have you given up on Sarah?

Sarah will be found!
...and it appears as if someone found the note.

So IF you read the story I sent you, then you would have had a brilliant idea for your next murder.....no weapons involved.

Why do I keep forgetting about this damn story! No weapons though? Where's the fun in that?

It really is a great short story! One of the best I've read...

Well can we vote on the data backing these so that we can reassure evil with light in love by night.?

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