Hi Elmo. It's Me, Your Long Lost Son. You Missed Another Christmas, Dad.
I Waited All Day, Dad
It's me again, dad. I was hoping you'd respond to my messages. I left forty on your Facebook page. Why won't you call me? I'm your son. I'm sure of it!
I don't want your money, dad. I just want to play catch! We never got to play catch, dad. I still throw like a girl and it's all your fault you loser dead beat piece of....
I'm Sorry
I stared out the window all day waiting for your limo to pull up. I asked Santa, Jesus, God. Why aren't you here, dad? Even the guy who tells people their future for fifty bucks, Ben, near the laundromat, he said you were coming. That was my last fifty, dad. Where are you?
I'll have to start dinner without you, dad. I'll just put your action figure in the chair across from me at the table like I do every Christmas. Dammit dad...
Where are you?
Dad!
Dad!
Dad!
I'm starting without you, dad!
Awe yeah!
I love you, dad!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Please come and visit me!
Dad!
I need you!
Fuck I feel good!
Woooooooo!
Do doo be-do-do
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Lol. Son of Elmo's shiny balls are creepin' me out. :-)
This character... I can't even write these without laughing hard. I wonder how many new Steemit members I freak out per week?
Elmo, I Think I'm Your Son. That article gets 10-20 views per day with no signs of slowing down.