Ever Wondered What Life is Like After Surviving Being Swallowed by a Snake Thing?

@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself reporting live! I thought I'd go out for a little walk last night. Strapped on the GoPro for good measure.

As You Can Clearly See

 
It's already morning. After a long night without sleep, I was thrilled to be able to witness at least one more sunrise.

I've been stuck inside this goddamn thing for at least seven hours. I'm not really sure of the time because my arms won't move and I can't see my watch. The only thing I can move without a struggle is my face. Whatever it is trying to eat me, we breathe the same air.

Maybe my head is just too big to fit. Or maybe she's just saving the best part for later. I mean, who doesn't like good head? For once though, I'm glad she didn't swallow.

Regardless, I think I'll be here for awhile. If you see a big fat snake thing with a human inside desperately trying to escape, do not chop it in half. That's me inside. You're not much of a rescue team if you chop the one you're trying to save into smaller pieces.

If you know a surgeon, that might help. I'd prefer you bring a magician though. They seem to know how to cut people into cubes without harming them. That might be our best bet.

Anyway

I'm glad I was clenching my phone between my teeth when this all happened. I typed the entire thing you just read with my nose. I'm getting good at it. I could honestly live like this, as long as this thing doesn't eat something else that I don't enjoy the taste of. I heard rabbit tastes like chicken, but I'm just not ready yet.

It's not painful. It's nice and warm, snug, like being tucked in by grandma.

I hope this message finds you well. It might be my last post, we'll see how it goes.

_{Until next time...}~Ciao!~^{(Pardon the pun.)}

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