A Random Green Thing With Red Stuff In It

@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself here again. You'll never be able to guess what's inside this post!

A Random Green Thing With Red Stuff In It

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If you somehow managed to guess that you'd see A Random Green Thing With Red Stuff In It, you're good at this game. How you knew it was that when there's only one Random Green Thing With Red Stuff In It on this entire planet is beyond me. Kudos. You certainly know your stuff.

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Random Joke Time!

^{My favorite joke.}

The little lizard was walking along one day, minding his own business, doing things lizards do. Not a care in the world.

He came upon a tree in the woods. Sitting in the tree was his friend, The Koala.

"Hey Koala! What are doing today," asked lizard.

"Oh, nothing much, Little Lizard. Just sitting here, smoking a joint. You want some," asked The Koala.

The lizard did want some, so he climbed the tree and joined his friend. They sat up there for quite awhile, stoned out of their minds. The lizard became thirsty. He had the pasties. Needed water, and fast.

The Koala recommended Little Lizard head down to the river. He insisted there would be a lot to drink there. So the lizard climbed down the tree and headed on over to the river.

Lizard met up with his old friend Crocodile at the river. They had a brief conversation, stoner talk mostly. The crocodile was interested and wondered if The Koala had anymore weed he could spare. Little Lizard wasn't sure, so he told Crocodile to head on over to the tree and ask The Koala himself.

Crocodile did not hesitate. He found the tree, saw the Koala and asked if he had anymore weed.

Koala looked at him and said,

Holy fucking shit Lizard! How much water did you drink!

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