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RE: This Just In: Some Random Asshole Started a Comedy Competition! There Are Prizes! Big Juicy Wads of SBD! Mmmm Money!
Never got ol' Danny Boy caught in a door, but I did get it caught up in a zipper once or twice. Have you ever done that? I can't imagine a car door could hurt any worse, but perhaps you could compare and contrast for those of us not quite willing to do self-experimentation.
So, it's much like finally getting a date with that crush you had in highschool. You know, the good looking one that acted like their shit doesn't stink. So there you are, taking a long walk down the beach. It's a nice day and you decide to sit down. You finally muster up enough courage to hold their hand when suddenly they turn into a weird looking alien-like beast and begin eating you raw.
Ah.
So getting it caught in a zipper is still worse, then.
Far worse.