How To Be A Powerful Whale... @MrWang

in #funny7 years ago (edited)

You Don't Need 1 Million Steem Power To Be A Whale...

You don't even need 100 thousand... what you need is some motherfucking

BALLS

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Source: Ironically.. a very "no ballsesque" website

It's only been a few hours since HF19

The rewards on my post have practically doubled and my upvotes are around $2.50. It's been quite an interesting week of posting on my behalf. I've shared my sons trophy celebrations and updated all my token holders with some very important WangChange information.

But enough with all that name dropping and post promoting bullshit.. I'm here to insult some motherfuckers..


You see.. When it comes to success on Steemit... there's several challenges you need to overcome, in order to swim with the elite. Most of you have this misunderstanding that you need money to be successful.. that's far from the truth.

Create You A Following

Believe it or not... This is where you should start. Whether it be a gimmick, catch phrase or in depth analysis of particular content you are familiar with. Build you a following of users who either agree or disagree with your information. If they don't like it... insult the shit out of them.. but do it in the most gentlemen or ladylike way so they are sure to return the favor and battle it out in the comments section below... Just don't go overboard and completely ignore the "gentlemen/ladylike" piece of advice.. cause you will get flagged.

Practice,Prepare, Polish, Post

Use my "4 P's" as a tool to sharpen up your insults and comebacks. When it comes to steemit... Trolls can and will get the best of you.. so you have to be on your P's & Q's when it comes time for retaliation. If you have any kids, a little brother/sister... or maybe some gripe old bitter woman stuck in a wheelchair... Use them to your advantage. Insult the shit out of them, convince them to fire back... at the end of your vulgar display of affection, you will know if your genuinely ready to battle it out in the comments section below...

Establish Your Brand

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Make Them Want More Of YOU!!

So you've noticed the Idiocracy theme I've got going on here... I have to say... it aligns with most of what I'm preaching to you... Brand recognition is vital and a key part to your success. Why do you think @MrWang has come this far?

Cause I'm A Fucking Dick, Yo

I've learned to embrace the level of douchebagness I bring to the table... I use it to my advantage, I bath in that shxx. If being a douchebag was a scent... it have my face on it. Repetition is a must and constantly reminding people of your name and the style of content you create, establishes a pattern that everyone catches on to. It is up to you and your level of talent, experience and ambition... to create a pattern that everyone appreciates. A pattern everyone looks forward to reading and watching every so often.

Now It's Time To Say, Fuck You!

So you've taken my advice and came this far.. take a look back and measure your success. Look at your followers, consider every person who engaged with your material and genuinely supports what you contributed. Are they really supporting or just leeching off your success? I do this from time to time and when I find a few users that are genuine leeches.. I call them out on the bullshit. Trust me, there are tons of them.. but it's the genuine supporters and believers in your work, that you should really be thankful for.

Help those Motherfuckers out, In any way you can

At the end of the day.. we are all just here to create and express ourselves, not everyone gets it.. and not everyone will understand. When you keep it real with everyone and be yourself, everyone will appreciate that. Whales will take notice of it too... They will reach out to you, congratulate and promote you but it all takes time and patience... You have to stay focused and confident, keep plugging them post in and at some point in time.. you will be a voice of reason, a messenger or a very highly respected contributor of this platform.

So Grab Your Balls... Throw em On The Table...

Don't worry about what anybody thinks and who gives a fuck about hygiene? They are YOUR BALLS... THEY can teabag who ever the fuck they feel like tea bagging.

Till Next Time... Adios Amigos

Proud to be part of the Whaleshares project

Come Hangout With Us On On Our Whaleshares Discord Server... "Unfiltered"

Help Me, Help You


Please consider purchasing some WangChange or donating to @MrWang to cover production cost and expenses to continue creating and posting original, quality and informative content for Steemit and Bitshares. 1 WangChange token is worth $150 USD each and can be purchased/traded on the bitshares DEX. You may contact me directly via discord and steemit.chat under the username @MrWang.

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You are definitely a giant fucking dick.

I aim to be the dick that you are today, sir!

Fuck you* and your fucking whale status u little self-important bitch! j/k, just trying to take ur advice and be a dick like uuuuuu 🐳 🐳 🐳 🍆🍆🍆

Mr Wang(ker)? Perhaps, lol

tou-motherfucking-che

😹💩👺🙏🏻👊🏻mad respect.

My kinda dude right here... keepin it real :)

Fuck you! Kind regards, yours truly - Odin.

Fuck You Too!!!

LOLz

Fuck you morer, moron!

Wang dang sweet poontang!

What kind of irradiated, dopey, inbred, defective, bowlegged, ugly, clusterfucked, soup-sandwiched, mutated, kitten-shitting, half-baked, slack-jawed, pathetic, muppet-faced, worthles hunks of weak-minded, indiscreet, shit-dicked, nut-sucking, dimwitted, completely ass-backward, messed-up, sister-kissing, defective, similac-chugging, piddlyshit, sensless, ass-dragging, malformed, penguin-fucking, subnormal, numbskulled, imbecilic, excuses for utterly useless space garbage will be so kind as to explain to me what the fuck got into that tiny hunk of gristle you call a brain when you wrote this post. Or should I just shoot myself in the dick because of hearing you speak will be less painful than trying to magic up the brainpower to comprehend whatever fucking shitbreather game you were trying to play with is wonderful Steemit family?

BTW Absolutely Awesome post. Was I a good enough Asshole or should I work harder?

haha, nice words... lol, good stuff

"cause im a fucking dick yo!" lmao yo this shit is too funny bro hahahahahah

I keep it real, haha

man i first got here and i thought i had to be all politically correct wit my posts..

fuck that now lol.

I do these post from time to time.. just to remind everybody.

Be Yourself

Everyone likes genuine content

true talk, you just hit the nail on its head, some people are getting it wrong.

This is one of the best posts here. I have refrained from fucking cussing because I don't see many people doing it on Steemit. You have inspired me to cuss more like I do in real life, lol. You and Gary Vaynerchuck. hahahaha. Thanks for posting this, you got a new follower.

never feel ashamed to be yourself... let the words flow out your brain and spill on to the keyboard.. steem on, steemian

Thanks brother.

Just wait until Gary Vee finds out about Steemit. its game over

I thought the same thing, but I feel like he is just waiting in the cut. He has to know about it. lol, but I agree, he could do well here, but his audiences are so large on the other platform, it make sense he spends his time there. He'll be here one day, I am sure.

Gary Vee himself said it best, "you cant say fuck you to facebook and youtube. you need to stay on those platforms and steal every one of their users" he doesnt know about it or he would be promoting it on his other social media channels. he is completely indifferent to which social media he uses.he's one of my mentors

I agree. He is one of mine too, granted digitally. He has to know though right? He talks about Musicly a lot but he isn't on there. Who knows, I'll send him a dm and invite him. lol

He will be on it soon because his team keeps tabs on Grant Cordone another social media influencer and he just got on here 3 days ago. but for sure get him anyway you can

I don't like Grant Cardone on here because he is just recycling content. He needs to focus on the platform to really help. I feel like Gary Vee would create Steemit specific content and do crazy giveaways just on steemit. FYI, did you hear about Gary talking about Ethereum?

I dont't think him either. He has no idea what he is talking about, but for some reason the universe is blessing him. He is investing in my one friends housing startup so maybe he still does some good. But nope I did not, holy shit ayy he needs one of us to guide him through the crypto world

Haha..information packed with fun. F..I mean thank you :p

all good homie.. let it out... don't hold back.. let me hear it...

"Fuck You To @MrWang"

Hahaha..You're funny AF!

Who you calling 'Amigo', ya ball sucker.

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