How To Be A Powerful Whale... @MrWang

mrwang (69)in #funny • 7 years ago (edited)

You Don't Need 1 Million Steem Power To Be A Whale...

You don't even need 100 thousand... what you need is some motherfucking

BALLS

^{Source: Ironically.. a very "no ballsesque" website}

It's only been a few hours since HF19

The rewards on my post have practically doubled and my upvotes are around $2.50. It's been quite an interesting week of posting on my behalf. I've shared my sons trophy celebrations and updated all my token holders with some very important WangChange information.

But enough with all that name dropping and post promoting bullshit.. I'm here to insult some motherfuckers..

You see.. When it comes to success on Steemit... there's several challenges you need to overcome, in order to swim with the elite. Most of you have this misunderstanding that you need money to be successful.. that's far from the truth.

Create You A Following

Believe it or not... This is where you should start. Whether it be a gimmick, catch phrase or in depth analysis of particular content you are familiar with. Build you a following of users who either agree or disagree with your information. If they don't like it... insult the shit out of them.. but do it in the most gentlemen or ladylike way so they are sure to return the favor and battle it out in the comments section below... Just don't go overboard and completely ignore the "gentlemen/ladylike" piece of advice.. cause you will get flagged.

Practice,Prepare, Polish, Post

Use my "4 P's" as a tool to sharpen up your insults and comebacks. When it comes to steemit... Trolls can and will get the best of you.. so you have to be on your P's & Q's when it comes time for retaliation. If you have any kids, a little brother/sister... or maybe some gripe old bitter woman stuck in a wheelchair... Use them to your advantage. Insult the shit out of them, convince them to fire back... at the end of your vulgar display of affection, you will know if your genuinely ready to battle it out in the comments section below...

Establish Your Brand

Make Them Want More Of YOU!!

So you've noticed the Idiocracy theme I've got going on here... I have to say... it aligns with most of what I'm preaching to you... Brand recognition is vital and a key part to your success. Why do you think @MrWang has come this far?

Cause I'm A Fucking Dick, Yo

I've learned to embrace the level of douchebagness I bring to the table... I use it to my advantage, I bath in that shxx. If being a douchebag was a scent... it have my face on it. Repetition is a must and constantly reminding people of your name and the style of content you create, establishes a pattern that everyone catches on to. It is up to you and your level of talent, experience and ambition... to create a pattern that everyone appreciates. A pattern everyone looks forward to reading and watching every so often.

Now It's Time To Say, Fuck You!

So you've taken my advice and came this far.. take a look back and measure your success. Look at your followers, consider every person who engaged with your material and genuinely supports what you contributed. Are they really supporting or just leeching off your success? I do this from time to time and when I find a few users that are genuine leeches.. I call them out on the bullshit. Trust me, there are tons of them.. but it's the genuine supporters and believers in your work, that you should really be thankful for.

Help those Motherfuckers out, In any way you can

At the end of the day.. we are all just here to create and express ourselves, not everyone gets it.. and not everyone will understand. When you keep it real with everyone and be yourself, everyone will appreciate that. Whales will take notice of it too... They will reach out to you, congratulate and promote you but it all takes time and patience... You have to stay focused and confident, keep plugging them post in and at some point in time.. you will be a voice of reason, a messenger or a very highly respected contributor of this platform.

So Grab Your Balls... Throw em On The Table...

Don't worry about what anybody thinks and who gives a fuck about hygiene? They are YOUR BALLS... THEY can teabag who ever the fuck they feel like tea bagging.

Till Next Time... Adios Amigos

Proud to be part of the Whaleshares project

Come Hangout With Us On On Our Whaleshares Discord Server... "Unfiltered"

Help Me, Help You

Please consider purchasing some WangChange or donating to @MrWang to cover production cost and expenses to continue creating and posting original, quality and informative content for Steemit and Bitshares. 1 WangChange token is worth $150 USD each and can be purchased/traded on the bitshares DEX. You may contact me directly via discord and steemit.chat under the username @MrWang.