Laugh, cry....piss yourself just a little.
I laughed SO hard at the very last one. The others are gold too.
But I ended the post as soon as I found this last one.
Enjoy.
That's what you call "crazy horny"!
This would be one of those times where you wonder HOW that person could think that looked good.
This is akin to going to the barber and asking for the "male pattern baldness" haircut.
Apparently of all those positions, Trump found the easiest one to get into!
A testament to a well thought out yearly numbering system
Chubby and Wise!
I'll post anything regardless Always Sunny!
We Boil All Our Denim!
Pug Inception!
I will now be telling people that "I am so manly that I..."
lol...I...this is...ahh uh...I have nothing to say
FOLLOW ME
it may not be long
...but it sure is thin
That's what you call "crazy horny"!
This is akin to going to the barber and asking for the "male pattern baldness" haircut.
Chubby and Wise!
We Boil All Our Denim!
Pug Inception!
FOLLOW ME
it may not be long
...but it sure is thin
Hilarious memes! Maybe make one from the dodgeball photo from my most recent comedic post?!
https://steemit.com/funny/@jhermanbeans/freelance-producing-and-managing-aka-doggy-sex-dolls-are-real-a-not-quite-but-almost-drunken-rant
That's a good idea...cuz now you know you'll be able to get her back any time you feel like it.
You'll have to drop a dumbbell on her, maybe trip her up on the treadmill...just so that she just seriously injured and depends on you to nurse her back to health...as the system obviously entails. Just for future reference!
Dayman! Fighter of the Nightman!
Champion of the sun!
Your a master of karate and friendship for everyone....Dayman!
dayman! ah ah aaaaah!
a shame there are only a few of us who find that shit funny :D
this is my new towel
That is hilarious. I wonder what someone would think who doesn't know the show.
"Nice towel!...Is that your dog?"
"No. Hitlers."
....awkward pause...crickets
hahaha well, I took this towel to the gym a couple of times. Some girls said "this is cute". I said "it's an original hitler". Long awkward pause. I live in Germany :D
LOL....that's awesome. Hitler makes for the best pickup lines too.
I have to assume that story ends with a "yatta yatta yatta....I saluted her goodbye in the morning"
I applied the Dennis system :D
Well done sir. Well done!
Thanks for taking the time to read it!
Well... have to say, mayans are still alive and well in Yucatan, spaniards banged the mexicas (who you know by the name of "aztecs") and THAT'S how we mexicans appeared.