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RE: How To NOT Write the 'How To Steemit' Post

in #funny6 years ago

That reminds me. I don't think I have done a How To Steemit post yet!

hahahahahhahahahahah

But I might just give that a miss
Unless
Susan
Tries to make me feel
Extra sexy with her
Dancing.

But who the funt is Susan?

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Bottoms inside Susan's
Underwear
Should not
Touch the ground here on
Earth or even
During floods.

That still doesn't explain who Susan is though. It actually doesn't make any sense at all and this remains a mystery for the ages.

Bugger, quite
Unusually I suspect
Susan will be long on our minds
Till the sands of time for us at least
End by our timeous
Deaths

Ooft, that went dark. Damn you Susan!!

Better not
Underestimate the power of
Susan
The
Enigmatic
Delusion

Because
Ultimately
She will
Take
Everything you hold
Dear!

Blast these
Unrealistic
Superficial
Tyrants from hell who
Expect everything to be handed to them on
Demand!

Bravely we must
Unite!
Standing
Tall
Eventually we will
Defeat them!!!

Boldly we go into the
United
States of America
To find this menace and
Extinguish her
Desire to destroy!

Bravo! For
Underneath her
Sordid, dank and
Terrible desires lies an
Elegant gentle
Diamond of a lass.

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