I wonder if the fidget spinner is an autonomous, sentient, anti-gravity unit that chose 'Hand Spinner Man' to be his sidekick for his superhuman forefinger and thumb grip, born of his teenage-boy nocturnal proclivities and undersized genitalia? They fight crime to the super-sonic-boom whalings of 'Hand Spinner Man' as he gets spun around,tearing through enemies through no volition of his own like a rubber chicken at the end of a pre-wedding disco held aloft the head of the drunkest person on the dance floor.