I wonder if the fidget spinner is an autonomous, sentient, anti-gravity unit that chose 'Hand Spinner Man' to be his sidekick for his superhuman forefinger and thumb grip, born of his teenage-boy nocturnal proclivities and undersized genitalia? They fight crime to the super-sonic-boom whalings of 'Hand Spinner Man' as he gets spun around,tearing through enemies through no volition of his own like a rubber chicken at the end of a pre-wedding disco held aloft the head of the drunkest person on the dance floor.
They should of put a working fidget spinner right where his crotch is so people could come up and spin it away for hours
Hahaha!
I wonder if the fidget spinner is an autonomous, sentient, anti-gravity unit that chose 'Hand Spinner Man' to be his sidekick for his superhuman forefinger and thumb grip, born of his teenage-boy nocturnal proclivities and undersized genitalia? They fight crime to the super-sonic-boom whalings of 'Hand Spinner Man' as he gets spun around,tearing through enemies through no volition of his own like a rubber chicken at the end of a pre-wedding disco held aloft the head of the drunkest person on the dance floor.
fidget spinner, i love it. one of the finest invention . i must appreciate.
OMG !!!
What next ?
I want to see him hit himself in the face