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Life with a dumb blonde

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I'm not offended by the dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
-Dolly Parton

Life with a dumb blonde will be stories that I tell, all based on true events. Proceed with caution...

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WARNING! This first story is Rated R because of language.

DUCK LIPS

One day my husband was driving us home and the entire time he was making fun of duck lips. You know, the lips that a girl will make while trying to take a picture because they want to be cute. So, he's in the car making goofy faces all with duck lips. I look over at him and say...

"You can stop making all those dick lips now."

Now I'm thinking to myself, Did I seriously just tell my husband that he had dick lips?

I sat quietly, he sat quietly and finally he looks over at me. He jokingly told me that I could "f off." He laughed and I laughed.

Good times...

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HERE COMES SANTA CLAUSE

My mom took my daughter and myself to go shopping. I get out of the car and wait for my mom to get Savanna out. I hear her very loudly say, "Come on, Santa!"

We were at the outlets shopping so it was pretty busy there, people everywhere. I said, "Mom, your granddaughters name is Savanna, not Santa." We both busted out laughing. Two years later and we still laugh about it.

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TACO TUESDAY

Taco Tuesday is probably our favorite night to have dinner. Who doesn't love tacos? Even if you dont, keep reading because I can't make this next shit up.

Here is what burner covers look like...

This one particular Taco Tuesday, it took about 45 minutes just to brown the beef. After everyone in the house was nearly starved to death waiting for these tacos, they were finally done. When dinner was finished, I picked up the pan only to discover that I had cooked the tacos on top of the burner cover the entire time. Lets just say that I had to throw that cover in the trash.

I don't know why it didn't catch on fire. I'm glad it didnt though because then I would have been like...

Don't be fooled by the dumb blonde routine. This woman is smart as a rock.
-Jimmy Kimmel

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