Yessss. I was about to crack. I didn't want to nag. I knew you'd been trying to take a break for a while. I knew it was what was best for you... and I saw that you were voting stuff, so I knew you weren't dead.

But god damn, have I missed your stuff in my feed.

You should tokenise your pre-canned rare, personalised This Man responses. That way people could collect them all and trade them. When you got bored, you could just think up a few more and sell chances to win the new rare responses at $2 SBD per dice roll.

My new business model is thinking up business models for people. Your first scam is free*. There'll be a $10 SBD charge for your second.

_{*"Free" excludes the mandatory service charge of $20 SBD. All terms subject to renegotiation, except when it would be bad for me. You do not own the business model; the business model owns you. I am not a crook. Do not chew iPod Shuffle.}