You really are a literary genius. I love how descriptive you are with your characters (I.e. "hot elf girl with boobs out to here" and "muscles bulging sweatily") hahaha. I also really like how you managed to use the phrases "tomfoolery" and "bouncing like two water melons." That is gold right there lol. Lastly, I really love it how the barbarian announces that he takes steroids each day. That level of honesty is not often seen in life or in literature. Great work!!!

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