If I had a little brother who looked like the one in your painting (kind of vulture-like), I would have bonked him with my banjo too. By the way good use of alliteration. If it had been a guitar, you would have gonged or gutted him. Gonging is only done to bells, as far as I know, and gutting him wouldn't have worked out nearly so well for you. Clearly all your success is due to your playing the banjo. I figured it out for you. You're welcome.