"Did I ever tell you look beautiful when you're angry? I'm glad my trick worked....honey, you're so beautiful when you're angry" said that right before everything went blank. Woke up hours later to find someone had broken into our house and smashed my laptop and phone, left a big bump on my head...but on the bright side, my wife doesn't seem to be angry anymore.
would still stump the local police detectives
Especially when the lead detective is the wife.
plagiarist! ;p