"Did I ever tell you look beautiful when you're angry? I'm glad my trick worked....honey, you're so beautiful when you're angry" said that right before everything went blank. Woke up hours later to find someone had broken into our house and smashed my laptop and phone, left a big bump on my head...but on the bright side, my wife doesn't seem to be angry anymore.
You young people make everything so complicated with technology. In the old days, we look and we like with our eyes and the wives are none the wiser and if they notice, we always have the excuse that it came into our view. We can't walk around with our eyes closed, now can we?
when i was a kid i never knew why i'd see a lot of guys sleeping in their cars alone in the evening
now when I see a kid walk pass my car window I just say you'll find out in a few years time
That look says, "Damn, woman. Why you all up in my business?" But of course you're a smart man so you'll keep quiet cuz anything you say will only fuel her anger and give her more ammunition for her rant.
Thank Jesus for incognito mode. She may have seen that post, but my interest in quirky immature threesome clownfetishes will stay secret for another day.
Reply Challenge For Today - Txt only No Gif/Pic
will upvote all with txt only reply ;) (NO lol, haha, thanks, awesome, amazing, etc, and absolutely no suckup replies...got it?)
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hahahah ansi fail
Looks like you spaced out
I very much enjoy your post dj123 you are very funny always amazing gif, please follow me!
another suckup....what are we raining ☔️ suckups today or something?
It's pouring suckups and kissasses.
follow for follow, i like ur memes v much - u r awesome guy. I have upvoted you, pls upvote me
go reply to traf you butt vacuum ;)
Lol haha Thanks awesome DJ , you are amazing etc ! I will do it for next round !
lol suckup :D
Haha
yeah only thing more annoying than a kissass is a smartass
"Did I ever tell you look beautiful when you're angry? I'm glad my trick worked....honey, you're so beautiful when you're angry" said that right before everything went blank. Woke up hours later to find someone had broken into our house and smashed my laptop and phone, left a big bump on my head...but on the bright side, my wife doesn't seem to be angry anymore.
would still stump the local police detectives
Especially when the lead detective is the wife.
plagiarist! ;p
No wife, no problems. But if you have wife, then block from fb then she won't see your likes, no more problems.
if you've got enough power in the relationship to block her on facebook and she willingly accepts it, you won't need to
You young people make everything so complicated with technology. In the old days, we look and we like with our eyes and the wives are none the wiser and if they notice, we always have the excuse that it came into our view. We can't walk around with our eyes closed, now can we?
trick is to have 2 facebook accounts
one for each of your families
"Hey! I can't help it if he looks better in a bikini than you... Now go make me a sandwich"
I spend a lot of time sleeping on the floor... The cat gets to sleep on the couch
when i was a kid i never knew why i'd see a lot of guys sleeping in their cars alone in the evening
now when I see a kid walk pass my car window I just say you'll find out in a few years time
It helps to have that second account, eh?
damn just made this joke myself
meow meow meow you smell
That look says, "Damn, woman. Why you all up in my business?" But of course you're a smart man so you'll keep quiet cuz anything you say will only fuel her anger and give her more ammunition for her rant.
i'm smarter, i know not much will be made of this now
but the next fight we have over getting the wrong brand of milk will be a proxy war about this
Isn't that what all fights are about...something that happened previously.
oh that...my finger slipped
and along with it, my fist
... in
hahaa 'splain that stank
'cause she wank
In then out
Thank Jesus for incognito mode. She may have seen that post, but my interest in quirky immature threesome clownfetishes will stay secret for another day.
well, i'm sure glad dj imposed that no gif no pic rule for today
Yeah, the midget horse fetish is much better
stretch scrotumas a biological condom over dozen inch erect penile fetish is way better
Sounds to me like you might be@steemnsfw. Only it could think up something so horrific
Hmm...
I wonder what else you've upvoted on steemit[...](Place link here)