Redneck Repairs!
howdy folks and greetings from the Great Plains of North Texas
where it's a little warm today, around 100 degrees or so but that's ok
we have our ceiling fan working and a nice breeze:
That's a classic redneck ceiling fan right there, you don't need one of
those $400 things.
Well guys when I started a few months ago I did two redneck repair
posts. One of them made .00 and the other made .03! lol. So I decided
to run a test with a third redneck repair post and if it crashes and
burns then I'll give up on em. I think they're funny but maybe I'm the
only one.
Just look at the innovation and creativeness that went into these
repairs and tell me if you aren't impressed. These things have no
source really.. I've found them all over the internet, many on FB.
this is almost artwork here, look at how they maintain the original
contour of the car.
another example of skilled craftsmanship.. look at that fit!
excellent use of plywood, and those classic hinges? oh man.
hey a gate can be a door can't it?
see, you don't need to haul around one of those donut tires, look at
how much room you can save by having one of these handy!
well, ya use what ya got on hand to getur done!
this repair is so skillful that all they need is a can of spraypaint and no
one would be able to tell no difference. right?
this here's a Texas replacement bumper, much stronger than that
flimsy little plastic thing from the factory
I don't know what to say about this but I don't think I'd take it out on
the freeway!
hey a doors a door right?
custom window replacement for smokers
the most ingenious repair of the day. love how they cut in those
treads!
redneck window replacement
redneck tire repair
what would we do without cardboard? I think he lost his plastic
replacement window though.
my personal favorite, the classic mirrored sunglasses mirror!
this here one proves why you should never be without your can of
Pringles!
or your zip ties
last but not least..if you lose your hood ornament there's no need to
spend $300 on a new one!
well that's all for today folks, let me know if these are entertaining
and gave you a smile and a chuckle or if they bombed!
thanks for reading and God bless you all!
-jonboy Texas
the gentleman redneck
for today's redneck joke I'm leaving you with a meme:
lol! God bless you guys.
Hahaha! I need to not look at these posts while the kiddos are sleeping. I had to stifle my laughter in order not to wake them.
yay! someone found them funny like I do! that is good news, I hope alot of people did, the first two times I posted similar posts I only had like 15 followers and that's not enough to get a good reading with, thanks so much!
None of your posts would ever make so low again, I guarantee it. You're kind of a celebrity here now, and we treat celebs kindly...lol
Amazing how a little quick thinking can save a whole lot of money while getting things done. 'Redneck repairs' mentality should be adopted en masse
haha! howdy empress! thank you for the kind words although I don't think I'm a celebrity but I sure appreciate your words.
As far as the repairs I agree but most people would never want to be seen in something unless it was in perfect condition.
at least in the U.S. with such spoiled people.
Hey whatever works as long as the wheels turn. In VA they won't let that fly. We have to have our vehicles inspected every year. That's the communestwealth state of VA for ya.
IT's hot as hell here too, I was suppossed to mow. I said forget it.
haha! too hot to mow! yes sir I feel it. how big a yard is it? yep we have those stupid annual inspections in Texas also, very strict ones too.
It's not a huge yard. I'm not sure how big it is. I live in a house in town. So it's not huge. But my house is built into a hillside and the yard is at a hilly angle. That's why it's difficult.
oh yes cossmiccrimes, I;ve had yards like that before, a real workout but not the kind you want or need. that is a house that you're renting?
I own it (still paying mortgage though.)
My favorites are the tree trunk bumper, the custom smoker's window replacement, and the sunglass mirror replacement.
I really am laughing!
Some of these I just can't see working, like the Pringles can as pipe replacement. Wouldn't it get so hot under the hood that the whole thing would just burn up?
haha! yay! you found them funny! that is great news. I like your choice of favorites too. yeah the Pringles can may not be a long-term fix! lol thanks so much I'm glad you enjoyed them!
hahaha that 'smoker's window' just killed me!
When I was little, we had one of those cars where the drivers' window also had a second, little triangle window, and my dad, who was a smoker, would just crack that little triangle window a wee bit because he didn't want to mess his hair LOL
yes we had those kinds too, almost every car used to have that little triangle window. hey did you see my post on the crazy fire birds yesterday?
if you didn't..then I guarantee that you ain't never heard of anything like that! never. ever. totally crazy and thought provoking.
Hi @janton. I love these posts as it shows craftsmanship and thinking out the box.
yes sir cryptoandcoffee! I agree, I mean the innovation is pretty amazing sometimes although comical and not exactly beautiful! lol thank you sir.
ROFLMAO.
Whatever you do, don't stop posting this entertainment! Priceless!
oh well thank you for the kind words sir roundhere! I'd like to spend more time on my posts but I'm always running short of that but maybe things will change in the future. thank you sir!
ROFLMFAO! I sure hope you don't give up on this series Cowboy. I always get such a good hearty laugh <333 :)) Upped & Resteemed!
really? it's good enough to resteem? wow I'm honored thank you! did you just smile a little smile or did you laugh?
I chuckled....smiled a little....and even chuckled some more LOL <333
yay! thank you., love making you smile because then you can feed your awesomeness to someone.
Love you Cowboy!! <333 :)
I enjoy all the redneck stuff. I still think it is not so much about what you post but more about the steemit level you reach.
As far as the club goes I was just curious. I am in some discords but not any of the ones that have much requirements. Was wondering if there was much difference
Really I just enjoy typing with a variety of people so mostly try not to get boxed into anything.
ok.
😂😂😂😂. One of these guys with the wooden wheel was watching too much Flintstones! Yaba dabba dooooooooooo
ha! that's a good one sir blanchy! I take it you used to watch that?
I dabbled in the flintstones bit I way preferred the turtles.
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ROFL, I have actually seen some of these type of "repairs" first hand....I may have used a few too!
haha! well as much as you get around I'm sure you've seen a heck of a lot! How long have you been an officer?
Just over 21 years. What type of work are you in ?
howdy again this fine Tuesday sir papacrusher! well sir...I was looking for work, something to do from home, when I found steemit and right now this is what I'm doing.
I guess it's a gamble but I think steem is going to be one of the few alt cryptos that survive and I think steemit will make it long term, is that what you think?
Mrs. J and I built a large, successful real estate business in Ohio but we haven't found a way to make money from home since we moved to Texas, still keeping an eye out though.