Naijasinglegirl (Nigerian), Gabriel Marcotti (Italian) and Trafalgar (Chinese? Australian? Fuck I don’t know) have one thing in common: having no idea how they inspired a forever unknown internet user into enjoying satirical contents so much he gave up many, if not everything to become one.

Steemit, as I was promised was going to be everything worthwhile. The first few hours were hell, gave up, gave it a try next day and still left unsatisfied. Kept at it, in and out, mostly when bored and then I stumbled on a post talking about “looks” with the catching hook being somewhere along the lines “paying no attention to the one asking if “looks mattered” because he/she wasn’t even good looking” and from that day till now I haven’t missed a day on this platform. Because it really was going to be worthwhile.

Not only were your content among the 0.0001% one could read from the first paragraph to the last, you were also a big supporter of minnows most especially through @traf. Rewarding creative juices that pumped in smart replies each time you dropped a GIF. You were one of the very few man. The very few.

In February, someone dropped a link on a Whatsapp group I belonged to and lo and behold my Traffy was the subject of a rewardpoolrape abuse. There was no thinking twice when I fired the below shots…

Comfirming darksaint belongs to you will be among the top 3 most traumatizing things to happen to me this year and we are not even past April. You fcuked up man. Your defenders, witnesses and all. For what? Dollars? Jesus. Knowledge is virtue. You know that and yet, you fell for a piece of paper. The betrayal from a smart being is the stone cold act of twisting a knife through the heart of a simple minded fellow from the back.

Even if money is your ultimate, it is shameful for a guy as smart as you to chose the short term over long term. If intellect had heaven and hell, you’d end up in the hottest chamber. You know why? Because you know better! Haejin and his gay buddy rancho don’t hide theirs. They do it and say suck it to the faces of poor steemians. Yet their activities are purer than yours. Why? Because you hide behind the once built wall of defense made of little, but mighty in number steemians to fuck steem pool in the arse and come out in bright day light to drop stupid gifs and have a laugh without us knowing your rape section is what really gives you the only amusement you got in life.

You’ve shattered hopes and beliefs left and if you refuse to divert from this part of perdition, a desert awaits where berniesanders will have a field day making your investments weep for a total withdrawal and flight away from this platform because there will be no little fishes to nudge the surge of steem’s number one shark.

Goodluck mate. I wish you what you wish yourself.