How To Beat Your Wife Without Going to Jail
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If you do not have the patience to read this post to the end, kindly mind your own business.
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Gentleman, so you want to learn how to beat your wife without going to jail? This is the right article for you. I will teach you how to beat your wife without going to jail in the next few steps below:
1. Make Sure You're Beating Your Wife for the Right Reason
Oh yes! If you don't want to be jailed for beating your wife, make sure you have a genuine reason for beating her. Don't just beat your wife for trivial reasons.
2. Get A Perfect Cane
After deciding that you have a genuine reason to beat your wife, the next step would be to get a perfect cane. You could get a slim cane or a belt that would not leave traces on her skin.
3. Shut the Doors and the Windows
This need to be done to prevent your wife from being rescued by neighbours and friends who would not mind their own business. You also need to do this so that your wife would not have any witness in court.
4. Seize your Wife's Phone
If you're not smart enough, your wife could suspect danger even before you start beating her and call the police. Consequently, you need to seize your wife's phone to deny her access to the police before and after beating her.
5. Make Sure There is a Loud Music in the Background
A loud music would help in overshadowing the voice of your wife when she begins to scream from the noise of your beatings. This will give you the liberty to beat her as hard as you want without any intrusion.
6. Choose the Right Time
There is time for everything under the sun, even the best time to beat your wife. In this case, the best time to beat your wife is in the night -- just after she had taken her bath. By then her skin will be softer. This will make the cane or belt more painful.
7. Finally.....
If you dare beat your wife, you will rot in jail. The only way to not go to jail is to not beat your wife. A real man does not lift his fingers against a woman no matter the level of provocation. The best way to beat your wife is on the bed, in the dead of the cold night.
P.S: Women all over the world deserve the respect of men. Women are the greatest treasure the world has seen and must be treated with uttermost care and respect. Therefore, say no to violence against women; say no to domestic violence. Say no to injustice against humanity
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I first thought u were advising men on how to beat their wives until I reached number 7 😂
Hahaha thank God you had the patience.
Hmmmm.... pretty interesting way to capture reader's attention... Well I did know you did not intend to write a post on how to truly beat a wife :)
Nevertheless cheers.. Good Post..
Hehehehe. So you got me there? Thanks for reading. I appreciate.
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Scariest title! It made me so angry but i was curious so i give it a shot.
Well, the last part was awesome. I'm glad that i read it ;)
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