(Can't you take a fucking) Joke Of The Day #5 - (this one's clean!) - original comedy writing by @freewill Another dose of original comedy...
This one's clean!
If the grass always looks greener on the other side.
Your neighbour has probably broken the hose-pipe ban.
I'm not totally sure this will work in countries other than the UK... do other nations have hose-pipe bans?
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can you explain what is a Hose-Pipe ban?
Of course!
When there is a drought in the UK, our government bans the use of hoses/hose-pipes to water our garden lawns with.
Sorry this didn't work for non-UK-based steemates... But hey, nothing makes a joke funnier than explaining it ; )
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lol, I wanted to understand your joke.. although it kills the jokes punch... I can still appreciate it and agree it is clever
I an not sure
me either...
what about exactly?
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