When you want to say something, but your brain does not follow- Short story!

At the time i was in high-school i remember one time i went on a blind date.It was my first blind date, meet her on Hi5.

Hi5 was something like Facebook, but a little bit cringe,so it's no surprise Hi5 is now a dating platform, we were using the platform to pick up girls anyway back then in 2007-2008.

So yeah , we agree to meet in a local beautiful park for a walk and see where things are going.I was a poor little student so a date in a fancy coffee shop was not an option, so i was happy she suggested a walk .

Gave her a call after i finished with exams , and we were up to meet in about 30 min.I arrived first and got a cheap coffee from a vending machine and chilled on a bench for a while

I was so excited, as she seemed really smart, and i'm not really into physical aspect that much, so i thought if the date is going great i might have a new girlfriend, and if, for some reason we don't really connect, i'll just have a new friend with whom i can spend time and chill. But i guess what followed will make me look so superficial ..

I waited an extra 20 min, girls be girls, but she finally arrived

And Damn..

That girl had the biggest nose i have ever seen in my life. IT WAS HUGEEEE
It was like some tree was growing on her face.
I wanted to say :

Alright. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late.

But i let it slide, as i really wanted to know her, she seemed really bright, funny and smart.

But for some reason, i could not stop thinking about her nose.Her BIG nose.

I believe she actually turned around one time, and i ducked, i did not want to be hit in the head with that..Thing.

Okay , i'm exaggerating a bit .

Anyway, we go on with our walk, we talk, we enjoy some quality time, but it was time for me to be going home, the last bus was in 20-30 minutes, so i though i tell her i need to go, but it was fun, and maybe we can go on on a second date. But you know those times when you want to say something, but your brain does not follow?! For some reason, my brain was stuck on the word nose!
So instead of saying:

I need to go, i have a bus to catch !

I said :

I need to go, i have a nose to catch!

I fuking died !

And that was it, i never saw that girl again.

Thoughts while riding the bus home :

stupid, stupid,stupid,stupid,stupid.YOU FUCKING MORON!