When you are part of the Dark Side, you get to lie, bully, disrespect any group you like, grab females anywhere you like, try to instigate wars, not pay contractors, hire your family for jobs they aren't remotely qualified for, have the Empire pay for as many vacations as you like... and then there are the cookies.

the question is:

when will trump try and build his own clone army??

he is clearly trying to copy the dark lord but will he really cut it on the dark side???