Cringe-Worthy Joke of the Week (Vol. 13)
“Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s Party!’” - Robin Williams
Yes, Steemians, we’ve survived another Monday. There’s a lot to look forward to, it’s the first day of Spring and Steem is holding its recent gains!
Incase you need a few more things to counteract those Monday blues here are a few cringe-worthy jokes.
So, sit back, relax, and laugh! Retell these jokes or share your own in the comments below.
Q: Where did Noah keep his bees?
A: In the Ark Hives.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He counts off, “Uno, Dos…” Poof
He disappeared without a Tres.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all standing watching a street performer juggling flaming torches. The juggler notices the gentlemen have a very poor view so he stands up on a wooden box and asks, “Can you all see me now?
“Yes”
“Oui”
“Si”
“Ja”
“I know that if I wasn’t scared, something’s wrong because the thrill is what’s scary.” - Richard Pryor
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Hello my friend ... Hope you are okay .. Life is all joke now
All is well! I hope the same for you!
Thank you so much
The Noah one is clever!
Glad you enjoyed it!
I get way more excited than I think is probably warranted when I see this post! I really liked that last one, hee hee ;) And of course, I will be adding mine--(Warning: this one is a teensy weensy off color)
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.
That's so bad, hahaha!
☺️ Thanks, I'm equally as excited to post it! It's become one of the highlights of my week gathering the jokes and quotes. That joke is hilarious, @dreemit! 😂
Love Thanks! Oh, and I know that I generally post chapters of books, so it can be difficult for some of my friends to enjoy my blog...but on Wednesdays I generally do something a little different. Generally it contains a music video of my brother, but today...well I did something else. You might enjoy it, haha, check it out when you have a moment: https://steemit.com/happywhiskeywednesday/@dreemit/happy-whiskey-wednesday-original-tag-challenge-with-the-future-featuring-teenage-band-obsessions
Thanks and I appreciate the link!
I love your Monday edition!
So glad you enjoyed it!
Yes! I have my joke for the week now. I told the gummy bear one about 2 dozen times. The Noah joke is my new favourite, but they are all very good.
Thank you! That gummy bear one cracked me up too. : ) I'm glad you enjoyed it @opheliafu! I've really grown to like telling jokes again since I started doing this post.
Excellent! always looking forward to your posts!
Thank you, @lakshmi!
yuk yuk yuk, thank you!!