Cringe-Worthy Joke of the Week (Easter Edition)

in #funny7 years ago (edited)


“Easter is the only time of the year when it's perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket." ~ Unknown


A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."

The woman says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents on to him. The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road!

Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label:

"Hair Spray: Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."


(Gif sourced from Giphy.com)


Happy Easter!


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hahaha!!! I appreciate these cringe-worthy jokes more and more each week, thanks for keeping it up

You're welcome, Ruth! Thanks for coming back! I hope you had a great weekend.


Hi @ericvancewalton, I just stopped back to let you know your post was one of my favourite reads and I included it in my Steemit Ramble. You can read what I wrote about your post here.

I really appreciate the mention! Thank you!

My pleasure... it was a cute joke :)

Excellent post dear friend @ericvancewalton very funny, always good a little humor.
Happy Easter to you and all your loved ones

Thanks, @lufer! I hope you and yours had a great Easter!

Excellent post! I like your work My friend

I appreciate the kind words!

cute story!

Brilliant qoute !
I wish you a Happy Easter!

Thank you! I hope you had a great Easter as well!

Hahaha! Forwarding this one to my cousin who loves to torment family members with cringe worthy jokes.

Every family has one. Lol. Thanks!

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