City Market Crash Parody
Take this seriously to confirm that you're an idiot!
We saw few exciting weeks on the city market.
Price of one kilogram of bananas reached 1.68$, while apples were around 1.50$ with the support at 1.28$ and the resistance at 1.99$. The cabbage market behaved pretty bearish and through time period of two weeks it went down from 2.01$ to 1.39$.
Onions hold the regular and stable price of 0.34$ while potatoes reached amazing peak of 0.61$.
The price of the lemons has gone too high, a kilo for 3$. You can still get some oranges for 1.49$ but since they announced new ICO called GMO Orange, city market freaks predicted the growth of the price of oranges, an it is expected around 500-600%. So if you want to invest, now is the time!
Last night, many things have changed.
The price of apples went above the price of bananas and bananas went so low that the masses started to buy them. But when they noticed that the bananas turned brown, they realized that they made a bad investment.
The price of cabbage is very low, but it seems that those guys who draw lines, waves and stuff over the diagrams, predicted the growth of 400%. Onions grew to 0.41$ while potatoes reached the supporting price, so it doesn't have anywhere else to go but on the moon! I asked some market professionals what do they expect from onions and potatoes and they told me that the onions will grow to 700% and potatoes to 400%.
Good for traders, bad for hungry people.
Few wise investors already bought a lot of onions and potatoes and now it's all about waiting!
DISCLAIMER
I am not some Fibonacci or Elliot dude to draw you diagrams, but I can tell you one thing: never invest in rotten fruits or vegetables. You can't sell them easily.
Thank you!!!
Thank you for posting @dumar022.
Lovely illustrative photographs and writing.
Very humourous......so appreciate this perspective from one of Steemit's resident thinkers.
Your lead sentence is hilarious....bleujay promises not to take this post seriously. ^__^
All the best to you and yours. Cheers.
Thank you, @bleujay. Always a pleasure
I laughed out loud on this one. So true, epic parody :)
Thank you, I am happy when I provide good people with a good laugh!
You can learn a lot about investing from old ladies selling vegetables :)
Sure! And not only about investments, they can direct you where to buy best socks
The one who has Jujubes now is the clear winner.
Obviously:)
You are so clever at spinning things off in such a fun way
Thank you, I am just fooling around;)
I know it’s good fun 😎
lol.morala sam ovo restimati :)
Hvala!!! :)))
Hahahah, good one! So simple but so colorful and picturesquely explanation. :D
Thank you! You started an awesome blog yourself!
At list, if someone bout rotten fruits, he can make compost and try to sell it so he can make back his money.
Yes, but compost market behaves bearish...
HODL?
HODL!
Hold is gold!
Hodl is godl
Hahaha dobra pijaca