Dear Young Man,

I know you hear it all the time on the internet and on media how health is one of your life's precious assets.

But when you can't bring up the dongle or when your timing trigger is broken, and annoyingly your faucet won't stop leaking like it's an ad site giving free dogecoins away, you will be lucky that mrs.gorilla kept you from the Christmas left over.

Honor your pump, don't clog it up

Sincerely,
The doc