The real identity of S. Bitch remains a mystery. Her magnum opus, Solanum Tuberosum, was uncovered during the construction of the first global atmospheric regeneration facility, on a "usbdrive" mysteriously labeled "Steemit-do not erase". Widely regarded as the greatest poet in history, it is theorized she was what was called a "fastfood official" for an institution we know little about, called "Arbys". Her discovered work inspired the century-long renaissance period known as the Neo-Russet Movement, and led to the discovery of an ancient empire known as "Ireland".