Dear Daddy,
This column is not written for men like you. It is meant for my more geeky, socially awkward and unaware but very lovable "heart of gold" male friends who need a little help and who probably didn't have a mama or a sister who taught them to be aware of such things. You come across as very masculine, confident, fun and strong and I'm sure that even if you accidentally snotted ON a Lady you could charm your way out of it. ;-) However, to ask women to not take notice of such "tiny little flaws" in a potential mate that she may want to have future offspring with...is well...just as unrealistic as asking men to not notice boobs...and keep their radars turned off to pretty girls. I think this is just the way we tick.
All the best,
Not your Mama hahahahaha <3 ;-)