One-liners #2 - stupidity

in #funny5 years ago (edited)

In this series we cover certain topics in comical, controversial and/or (thought) provocative one liners. This time the theme is "stupidity".


  • If something means 99.99999% certain dead, you don't do it, but when given the same odds in gambling, people don't seem to mind.
  • A generally accepted definition of insanity is "doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results", so why are you still buying lottery tickets?


  • Dating is a very simple concept, but in reality most people are terrible at it.
  • The worst thing you can do on a date is having little to no interaction and yet going to the movies is a relatively popular first date.
  • As a man, walking around with a ridiculous hairstyle makes you look like a fool to men, which simultaneously makes you more attractive to women.

Social media

  • You don't give criminals details of your personal life and yet most people are leaving it in a public and conveniently accessible place for everyone to see.
  • People complain that Twitter only gives you 140 characters, but let's be honest, for most people Twitter offers 140 characters too many.

Plastic surgery

  • Getting a face-lift doesn't make you look better, it makes you look like someone who had a face-lift.
  • Instead of working on self-worth a lot of women get a boob job, which costs a lot of money, results in serious health risks and will likely result in even lower self-worth.


  • If you want to see a visual representation of stupidity, type in "women drivers" on your favorite video site.
  • Traffic in China and India (that's all you have to say).


  • Voting has never changed anything for as long as you live, but this time things are different, right?
  • Instead of crying when Hillary lost, you should be crying when any other president in history won.
  • Voting on a political candidate is like voting on the color of the dildo, you're getting screwed either way.


  • Alcohol makes you feel good for a couple of hours, but makes you feel so much worse after, but luckily there's more alcohol to cure that!
  • If someone would offer you a product to shorten your life significantly for a few thousand Dollars, nobody would buy that, yet millions of people buy cigarettes like there's no tomorrow.

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  1. World problems

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Yeah, and people still kiss even if according to the world health statistics, 95% of world population is supposedly infected with mononucleasis (Epstein-Barr virus) - the other name for this disease is kissing disease or Pfeiffer disease.

Wow, 95%? Well you forgot to mention the percentage of immune people ;)

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