Mannnn, this post was too short.
And that transvestite was too sh... vertically challenged, too.

And a soy latte? Really?
If I pay for such, I am getting real cream, real sugar, real espresso, real calories, real caffeine! (of course I haven't had one in like a year, but when I pay for it, its going to be the real deal)

So, get back here and add more to this post!