Good job, @brandt.

Well done. Nice work.

You did a good job. You did a very good job today.

You have exceeded expectations.

Exceeds Expectations

Not many people could have pulled it off like you pulled it off.

I’m really impressed. Speechless, in fact.

It’s not an easy thing to do, what you just did, but you did it. Like it was nothing. Like you didn’t even have to try.

You’re obviously a natural.

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You missed the damn bus.

_{You were sitting right there at the stop and the bus arrived. The bus stopped. The bus was there, right there next to you, right on time, and yet you somehow still managed to miss it. You didn’t get up. The bus left. You saw the bus leaving but by that time it was way too late. Good job. You did a good job. What an outstanding performance from you today. You made it to the bus stop 10 minutes early and you still missed the bus. You have exceeded all expectations and all I can do is sit here and shake my head in admiration. What a champ. You win all of the performance awards today. What a champ!}

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Hello from the high Rockies of Colorado. My name is Brandt, pleased to meet you. I’m a marketing copywriter and I don’t know why. I live in a little ghost town called Leadville. If you like mountains, snow, jokes, running, hiking, breathing, not working, doing a good job, etc., then you and I have a lot in common. Thanks for stopping by, and have a lovely day!

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