I got home from a long day at work, and I leaned in to give my wife a kiss, and what did she say. You need moisturizer on your face, you are getting wrinkly. Well I love you too? I replied, and I thought about it, if I would say that to her, she would probably be mad, and I would be on the couch. I really did not care, I just thought it was really funny. So I am going to start rubbing my face with coconut oil, and see how long she like sleeping next to me. She might thing she is in Hawaii, but my guess is by week 1 she be like okay enough of that.
So I need to get me a Genie bottle the make it look legit.