Double Standards

in #funny6 years ago

I got home from a long day at work, and I leaned in to give my wife a kiss, and what did she say. You need moisturizer on your face, you are getting wrinkly. Well I love you too? I replied, and I thought about it, if I would say that to her, she would probably be mad, and I would be on the couch. I really did not care, I just thought it was really funny. So I am going to start rubbing my face with coconut oil, and see how long she like sleeping next to me. She might thing she is in Hawaii, but my guess is by week 1 she be like okay enough of that. coconutoil.jpg

So I need to get me a Genie bottle the make it look legit.

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place almond oil. in a week you will see the results

You are learning well sir. It is safer to just think these things and never express them verbally. You have already taken a great deal of risk in writing this post. Oh, no. Now I have compromised myself. LOL

Everyone gives you advice but I really want to know if you started applying coconut oil on your face hehehe. I think the smell can tire you out and tell you that if she loves you so old man to you hahaha.

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