The Scottish Host
A tourist is visiting Scotland and walking the mountains one summer. One day it looks like a storm is brewing so he seeks refuge at a nearby cottage. In the cottage is a farmer and his beautiful daughter, Lorraine.
The farmer cannot do enough for the tourist. Feeding him a fine dinner and giving him some of his best whisky. He offers him a bed for the night on the old squeaky couch. The tourist accepts gladly. The farmer and his daughter prepare to go upstairs to bed. The farmer turns and points to his gun leaning against a wall.
Make yourself completely at home and help yourself to anything but mind... Stay away from my daughter.
The tourist agrees and looks longingly at the daughter as she goes to bed. She is very beautiful.
In the middle of the night he is awoken by the daughter. She tells him that he is very handsome and she wants to sleep with him. Although he remembers the farmers warning he cannot help himself. He agrees. In order not to waken the farmer they sneak into the floor and commence the banging.
Suddenly the light is switched on and the farmer is looking above them red faced with fury!! The tourist stares up in terror. Oh no, he is in big trouble!
The farmer leans over and barks.
Lorraine. For the love of God, lift your hips up so our poor guest doesn't freeze his balls on the cold floor!!
the grounds keeper's willy's a little chilly
Gotta keep that willy warm.
Good that sounds weird lol!!
Really puts Willy in a new light haha! So what was the gun used for? Don't tell me it's just something he uses to poke people with. Without TV, I don't blame people finding new ways to entertain themselves.
Also, has @b00m gone off the zappl track!? I didn't expect a longer than usual post coming from the little guy!
Maybe it is his pokey mc poker!
I have gone off the zappl track a tad! I have had some trouble with it lately. Losing zapps and then the text coming out all truncated and stuff. It narked me a bit. Also, it is still quite clunky, I was hoping for some rapid iterations to iron out these kinks
I hope they take it as an encouragement. Based from a conversation we had in one of your posts, I don't think they took my jokes positively.
I don't think they did, they seem to be a tad un-joky!!
Haha! Yeah, I got that vibe as well. Suffice to say, I didn't joke at all anymore after that haha!
Best not to!! I hope they keep working on it. I was getting quite fond of it, now I don't really use it
Oh yeah, it would do them better to be less wound up. All the more better for them to open up socially. It's a process for sure. I hope they don't beat themselves up over... oh wait, you're talking about zappl >.< Yeah.. I hope they make it work too!
Fine Scottish Hospitality
It is indeed, we are famed for such things!!
#funny
things that make people laugh when they see something strange
never been to Scotland but i hope to someday ....nice post bro...steem on and follow back thankz