The Doctors
A guy went to the doctor's and complained of pains in his ass. The doctor asked him to take his trousers down and bend over.
When the guy did so the doctor saw some lettuce sticking out his ass.
The doctor made a tutting noise.
"What is it doctor, is it serious?"
The doctor nodded.
"Yes, and I'm afraid we are just looking at the tip of the iceberg."

You have to coax the gerbil out somehow!!!
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HAhahahahahah, absolutely!!!! Oh that is a good one!
Doctor: Just another day in the orifice.
Haha, oh yes indeed!
Ahahaha! Good one! Anus-omebody would bring that up.
How could all that get up there?
It must have taken a titanic effort.
LOL! AMAZEBALLS! :OD
LOL! Love that punchline!
he can get creative when his wife asks for just the tip
That make me shudder a tiny bit lol
I really want to say that the guy should really trust his gut, but I feel like it's just going to hide something from him.
Yeah, it's bad JuJu!!
I feel like 'J' was the wrong letter in that instance. Maybe something 'P'-ish?