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my wife's looks like a chewed up dog toy
and we don't even have any kids

You will have double the pleasure to come then!

Poor norks, it's not their fault they become food for the little parasites..I mean precious babies ;)

Once they were beautiful

Once they were miiiiine

Once they were wonderful

Once they were fiiiiiiiine

They were fine

An ode to the parasites ;0)

Isn't this like the same reaction you have when your wife says her mummy is staying for another week :D

Both!! I am a man of few reactions!

Haha... same way you did for your dad. What goes around boom

Yeek!! Damn that karma!

lol how was the evening. when your wife give you surprise?

That's always a test of true love I feel. Those relationships that don't last involve men bolting at the sight of the deflated tires depleted knocker knobs spent nipples.

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