Omg, this explains so much.

What if Falco got away with a terrible crime and is now enjoying life as "Paul Levesque", professional wrestler?

lyrics from the song "Jeanny":

You're lost in the night
Don't wanna struggle and fight
There's someone who needs you

Jeanny, life is not what it seems

poor Jeanny had to find out the hard way.

Thank god for the censorship resistant blockchain or this would've been deleted from the internetz in minutez!

Will you become a wrestler once mainstream media decides to end you for this article?