It needs to be a lie, huh? Dang man, have I told you I’m left handed? Cuz that would be a lie. Oh, you’ve probably heard about my moon walk, no, not the Michael Jackson one, everyone knows that one, I mean the Lance Armstrong one... Wait, didn’t he ride a bike? Or did he ride a bicycle better and faster than anyone in the world? Legally, right? No, it was Buzz Armstrong that did that. Well, I did the actual moonwalk, on the moon, with whatever Armstrong was on the moon.

I don’t think there’s a lie anywhere in that paragraph, though, @idikuci —count me out I guess.