A man hires ...

A man hires a beautiful girl with the arrangement to spend the night for 500 euros. Time for payment has come and he finds that he has left his wallet in the office. In order not to doubt the secretary, they agree to tell her that the payment is for "renting the apartment". But when he returned to the office, he decided that 500 was a lot for one night with the girl and decided to send her only 250. In the envelope, he asked the secretary to add the following note: Dear Madam,
I apply to the current 250 euro check for the rent of the apartment. I do not send the set amount because when I rented my apartment I imagined that:

1. It has never been rented.
2. There is heating.
3. That it is smaller so that I feel comfortable

Once she received the letter, the girl returned the check with a comment
Dear Sir,
First, I can not figure out how you expect a beautiful apartment like my to be free indefinite time.
The second point: the apartment has heat, but you could not turn it on.
As for space, if you do not have enough furniture to fill it, do not blame the owner.

Have a fun day :D

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