Day 858: 5 Minute Freewrite: Tuesday - Prompt: peacock

in #freewritehouse5 years ago

For @mariannewest in @freewrite



There is solace in knowing that no one is going to read your post. You can say anything you want, you can swear, you can lie, you can brag like a peacock and it won't have to feel in the least bit bad about it. Because no one's going to see that. It is like your diary that no one ever sees. Well, unless you committed a crime and then it's going to be the material for a criminal psychologist. "Hm, he couldn't have made his crime as it doesn't fit his psychological profile."

Well, here's is the middle finger for you, the future Mr. Smith!

Or if I ever become famous then snoopy journalists will hound down the bloc-chain so they can dig out dirt on me.

Well, here's is another middle finger for you, the future Mr. Rolling!

Anyhow, this post supposed to be about peacocks but hm...hm...I don't know much about them beyond the fact that they are just turkeys with better-looking feathers.

That's what I try to do: appear as a peacock, but deep down inside I know I am just a turkey.

But who cares. No one read this anyway. :)

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Hahaha, very funny. You know I hang upon your every word:)
Edit: Why haven't you posted a link to this on marianne's prompt page?

Did I not? Oh, yeah. Thanks for reminding me. Just did. :)

HaHa! So funny and the last line is brilliant! : )

Resident cat here, wishing you a great day. Here is today's new prompt: https://steemit.com/hive-161155/@mariannewest/day-859-5-minute-freewrite-wednesday-prompt-insider

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Thank you, resident cat! I will probably share some inside information.

Truth be told, I shared some inside information about you by recommending this one as my favorite freewrite. LOL!

Oh, what an honor! Thank your carnivore majesty!

HaHa! I love my new title. LOL!

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