Tina's revenge
Below is my 5 minute #freewrite on today's prompt: dirty feet
If you've never created a #freewrite before, please check out today's post by @mariannewest
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-326-5-minute-freewrite-monday-prompt-dirty-feet
"Get yer dirty feet off my table, Bill!" Tina yelled from the kitchen
"It's not yer table, and my feet aren't dirty, woman!" Bill mumbled under his breath.
Seems like everytime Bill has company, his feet migrate to the glass coffee table, which doesn't make since cuz he sits in a recliner with a built in foot stool.
Tina watches as Bill creeps his toes towards the glass edge, Tina grabs Bruni's bug zapper fly swatter, and turns it on.
Bill jumps out of his recliner and runs to his office like a little hurt bitch.
Bruni has to go buy another skeeter zapper, because Tina won't return it.
Story and photo by Bruni
Thanks @fireawaymarmot
Ivory. You just won the internet!
I wish. 🤣🤣🤣
That was certainly a fun read! well done, @wonderwop!
And in case you want to write some more, here's the latest prompt:
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-327-5-minute-freewrite-tuesday-prompt-describe-a-clock
Thank you sweetie.