Iris Transplant
Courtesy of Pixabay
Below is my 5 minute #freewrite on today's prompt: Iris
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Sandy has always been infatuated by the color pink and when she found out about a new procedure from her opthalmologist, she scheduled an appointment a.s.a.p.
Iris transplants where the new fashion in L.A. and all the top models were getting them. Sandy wanted her iris color to be pink, the same color pink as her areolas, and the $50,000 cost didn't even phase her.
So when Dr. Immagonnascrewuouttaurmoney said he could do it, she was first in line. The doctor went to Home Depot paint section and picked out all the shades of pink color paint cards, to match Sandy's areola color.
Turns out Sandy's areola color is the exact match to Sherwin Williams #1313 parasol pink. Sandy laid back and the procedure begins, first removing the layers of blue, so blue it was like the sea. At this point Sandy could see nothing because her lenses were removed.
Dr. Icantrememberhisfuckingname layered pink, upon pink, upon pink, of thin pig skin, until the exact color match was achieved for Sandy's happiness.
Sandy's lenses were replaced and she could see the transformation for the first time, she stared at her breasts, then back to her iris color, then back to her breasts, she was ecstatic.
Sandy paid her bill and was walking out of the office, and as she opened the door, a customer walked by her, looked at her and said, "You have pink eye!"
Story by Bruni 👀
Thanks @fireawaymarmot
That was random all the way to the punchline.
Kind of funny and odd at the same time for choosing that specific shade of pink. lol
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