Below is my 5 minute #freewrite on today's prompt: describe your shoes
Randy just had a relaxing shower, after working out at the neighborhood gym.
He sat in front of his locker getting dressed, when he noticed something was missing.
His shoes were gone.
Randy checked around the other lockers, to see if he misplaced them, but they were no where to be found.
He made his way the the front desk, and told the young lady that someone stole his tennis shoes.
She said, "can you describe your shoes please?"
"Yes" he said snarkely. " The left one is white and big, to fit my gout foot, and the right one is white, and not so big! "
Candy looked at Randy and said, "you have gout?"
"Yes Candy, I have gout and a girlfriend, so please quit hitting on me!"
Candy blushed and said, "I'm sorry Randy, I'm a chubby chaser and I dig dudes with gout!"
She smiled and handed Randy his shoes! 👟
Story and photos by Bruni