Day-378-Freewrite-Friday-Prompt-armband
Below is my 5 minute #freewrite for today's prompt: armband
If you've never created a #freewrite before, please check out today's post by @mariannewest
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-378-5-minute-freewrite-friday-prompt-armband
As you can tell by my photo today, the only armband I received today, was from having to get up early and getting my labs done.
Of course I had to fast, and you know fat guys don't like to go 30 minutes without eating.
So I had to have a liver sonogram done this morning before my labs and what did I see, cookies and coffee for the patients.
Am I the only fat basterd that had to fast?
So I finish my sonogram and go upstairs to do the labs and the first thing she asks me is, "Are you fasting this morning?" 💉
I said, "For the next 10 minutes, there's some cookies 🍪 calling my name down stairs!"
She looked at me and said, "I better hurry then!"
I can appreciate a lab tech with a sense of humor, especially when she's poking me with a needle.
Now I get to wait thirteen days before my doctor rips me a new asshole for not losing any weight. 👨⚕️
Story and photo by Bruni
I never heard that before and you had me rolling on the ground. You just have the gift of making us (at least me) laugh.
He'll tell me, "you're the healthiest obese patient I have", I say, "great, do I get a sucker for that?" No candy for you, Mr. Bruni!!! 🤣🤣🤣
😁 😁 😁.
And here I am I want to gain weight, okay let's do trade by barter.
Am here to deliver the weekend freewrite.
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/weekend-freewrite-11-3-2018-single-prompt-option
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For the three prompt which is sweeter. 👇
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/weekend-freewrite-11-3-2018-part-1-the-first-sentence
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