You had me rolling on this lol. I recalled the post and I love this freewrite!

This is hilarious!

I came to realize that the best way to deodorize, not matter what the substance or size, that comes from a gals or guys ass; is none other than, "Sassafras." Don't bother with just the leaves. Put the whole tree, or three in the bathroom and there will be a heaven scent breeze.applause