Yeah...when I was an Environmental Educator-in-Residence at an inner-city school, I would do "nature experience" surveys at the beginning of every term. Some kids listed going outside as playing in their garage. I really loved leading hikes with them outside--the best parts were the ones not in my lesson plans--falling still when the deer walked past, looking at the stars, flipping logs, chasing the cardinal (because why not??).

Hmm... I would have to agree that stetson trumps beret.