hahaha. I can see the two of you walking!
I know how those two months go. The smell seems to have just gone away and one of my dogs gets it again.
When I saw the dog in the bath before I had read that far I thought Celia was covered in blood, that the cleaver had indeed been necessary. It was a nice surprise to find out it was nothing so violent.
Massengil, a feminine product, works much better than tomato juice. I keep a bunch of it under my kitchen sink. You can actually let the dog back in the house after using this.