The Inappropriately Dressed Jedi Knights

"Your robes are a little bit dark, mate."

"I like it. It reflects my current mood."

"Have you turned to the dark side?"

"No, my friend. My mood is just a little bit dark right now."

"What happened?"

"Do you remember that girl I took out last week? It didn't go anywhere. I'm still single."

"It's ok, mate. It happens. You'll eventually meet the right person. You're still young."

"Is it true that Jedi aren't meant to be in love?"

"That was the code, but things have changed. We'll have to wait until Episode 9 comes out. I'm sure a lot of our answers will be questioned."

"Don't you mean, questions will be answered."

"Yes, that is exactly what I meant. I got my tongue in a twist."

"Wouldn't it be good though, if all of our answers could be questioned? Every single one of them."

"Yes, everything we know could be overhauled. Unlearn what you have learned."

"I suppose you are correct."

"Anyway, about your dark robes. You look more like a Sith Lord. Have you turned."

"No."

"Are you tempted?"

"No."

"Do you have a red lightsaber?"

"Sort of. This one can change colour. It can go blue, green, red or purple."

"Purple if you're a bad MF Jedi."

"Yes. As long as you fit a couple of AA batteries."

"So what colour are you going with now?"

"Blue."

"Good choice. Anakin still used a blue blade when he first turned to the dark side."

"I haven't turned to the dark side."

"But you are tempted. I can feel your anger."

"I'm not turning to the dark side."

"Your robes are dark though."

"I think you are trying to wind me up."

"Maybe. I want to see you turn."

"Maybe we should just go in."

"Look, it says here that we need to wear a shirt and tie. Have we come to the right place?"

"Yes, I'm sure this is it."

"So why would they want shirts and ties to be worn?"

"A good question. Let's check that we've got the right date."

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