Marianne, I am out of time today! And I wanted to write a post yesterday. But I'm just going to reply here because I can't just leave it :-P No. I don't expect this to count ;-)

I saw a wild pig running down the street. I called my son-in-law. He called his connections. The arrived with a helicopter and chased it out of town. (it's a very small town with very wide streets.)

As the wild pig ran squealing, the other wild pigs ran after him (they're seldom alone, really). By the time they were well outside the town in the west Texas desert, there was a herd of 50 wild pigs (ok 15 might be more realistic).

So, they all pulled out their fire arms and shot down the wild pigs, from the helicopter. Legally.

Wild pigs are dangerous animals that cause a great deal of harm to farms and ranches.

And this is my mostly true story of what would happen if I saw a wild pig running down the street.

Mostly could be true, once upon a time.